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"Old Woman I Will Rip Off Your Head And Piss In Your Pipes" Funny Hen & Stag Party Tee

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"Old Woman I Will Rip Off Your Head And Piss In Your Pipes" Funny Hen & Stag Party Tee

£11.99

We've all thought it. Now you can wear it. 😈

This boldly printed unisex tee is the ultimate conversation starter for your next holiday on the Costa Blanca, Majorca, Ibiza, Marbella, Tenerife, Lanzarote, Ayia Napa, Zante, Magaluf or anywhere else the sun, sangria and bad decisions are waiting.

Front print reads:
"Old Woman I Will Rip Off Your Head And Piss In Your Pipes"

  • Fabric: 100% pre-shrunk cotton — soft, breathable, and built for the heat
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit — relaxed and true to size
  • Sizes: S – 2XL to suit all body types
  • Colours: Available in Orange, Azalea, Gold, Lime, Sky & White
  • Care: Machine washable — because holidays get messy

The ultimate rude, flirty, funny conversation starter. Perfect for hen parties, stag parties, girls' holidays, lads' trips, and anyone who takes their summer holidays very seriously. Printed fresh to order — made just for you, no warehouse waiting around.

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