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"If She Sits On Your Face She Legally Owns You" Funny Hen & Stag Party Tee

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£11.99
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"If She Sits On Your Face She Legally Owns You" Funny Hen & Stag Party Tee

£11.99

You know the law. Squatters rights and all that. 🏴☠️

This boldly printed unisex tee says what everyone's thinking on holiday — built on the legendary Gildan 5000 for all-day comfort whether you're on the Costa Blanca, Majorca, Ibiza, Marbella, Tenerife, Lanzarote, Ayia Napa, Zante, Magaluf or anywhere else the sun, sangria and bad decisions are waiting.

Front print reads:
"If She Sits On Your Face She Legally Owns You — Squatters Rights And All That"

  • Fabric: 100% pre-shrunk cotton — soft, breathable, and built for the heat
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit — relaxed and true to size
  • Sizes: S – 3XL to suit all body types
  • Colours: Available in 14 shades
  • Care: Machine washable — because holidays get messy

The ultimate naughty, flirty conversation starter. Perfect for hen parties, stag parties, girls' holidays, lads' trips, and anyone who takes their summer holidays very seriously. Printed fresh to order — made just for you, no warehouse waiting around.

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